Song of the day: Femi Kuti - Beng Beng Beng! Dude looks just like his father Fela. Amazing.

I can't be attracted to a girl who smokes and it shows physically. Her skin is smooth and ebony. Hair ALWAYS curled up in some kind of style. Beautiful easy going smile. She likes to talk shit with me. And oh. She's a coworker and 27. I always seem to fall for the older ones.

But when I stare at her hands. Totally turns a nigga off. It's all blackened from years of holding that cigarette. She rushed out during her lunch to smoke like her life depended on it. Call me a jerk but I wish she'd run out to get a manicure in the same manner. Dry.

Eh. She makes my day go by faster by talking shit. We talked about having a talk show called "Talking Shit." Yeah, we talk mad shit.

And if you're reading...now you know I wouldn't EVER send you such a thing! WOW LMFAO! You truly believed me lol. I didn't even figure out what I'm gonna get you yet and trust me, it'll be something you'll love. Just wanted to have fun with ya lmao.

:-P